If you're looking for an office-friendly fix of beefcake that won't get you too many dirty looks at the cube farm—or are just tired of letting the straight boys have all the fun when it comes to drooling over hot celebrities via Top 25 or Top 50 or Top 100 lists—head over to After Elton for their Hot 100 male flesh extravaganza. The website editors·who normally concern themselves with more substantial media critiques like the best gay sex scenes in movies and on TV and interviews with Armistead Maupin and certain Fleshbot contributors—are asking readers "to be entirely superficial and vote for the guys who most turn their crank." Scroll across the dozens of photo heavy entries from fellow readers, email your suggestions or sign up (free and painless) to upload your own shirtless Eddie Cibrian and Ryan Reynolds photos. And check out the blogebrity Hot 100s, such as Boi from Troy's thoughtful bi-partisan crushes on Mayor Gavin Newsom and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger ("about 30 years ago") and our own crush objects. "Gay boys are tired of watching straight men get to objectify women in the pages of Maxim and Sports Illustrated," the editors explain. "Without getting to take a crack at doing it to men as well." And wer'e all about getting to take that crack ...-RM
· "The AfterElton Hot 100: Nominations Wanted" and "The AfterElton Hot 100 Index" (afterelton.com)