Fuck IKEA: Mind Fetish Bedding

Ask yourself: does the world really need another place where you can buy a set of custom-fitted fuck sheets for all your pig play action needs? It does when the inventory is as unique as the one at Mind Fetish, which in addition to your standard easy-wipe latex bedding ensembles also sells artist-designed sheet and pillowcase sets made of leather and high thread count cotton emblazoned with camoflauge, leather pride, and hanky code motifs. And if you need another reminder that you're not shopping at Pottery Barn, their online catalog also includes photos of jockstrap-clad models demonstrating Mind Fetish's mission to "incorporate a fetish lifestyle into the home" (i.e., using all those kinky duvet covers for just about everything besides sleeping.) If you're thinking it's finally time to replace that WalMart-purchased poly blend Bed In A Bag set that your Aunt Eunice gave you as a college graduation present, you might want to start shopping here. Just remember to change the sheets back before she comes over to visit.

· Mind Fetish Bedding Company (mindfetish.com, via Xbiz)