Gay Fleshbot’s Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2007

December 31, 2007
JONNOBOT

Sure, you might think that having a big dick and perfect abs and the ability to cum on cue is all it takes to become a Fleshbot Crush Object, but it's not quite that simple: in compiling this year's list of the top ten performers who made our blossoms tingle, we took other, more ineffable factors into account as well, like Who'd We Most Like To Have A Beer With or Who We'd Most Like To Invite Over Our Place To Watch "Project Runway". (Of course, a big dick and perfect abs and an ability to cum on cue don't hurt either. Ineffability can only get you so far.)

See who made the cut after the jump.

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10.

Kurt Wild

Former Corbin Fisher/ChaosMen regular Kurt Wild got what many of his cohorts in the online porn scene would've killed for: a last name, a spread in Freshman magazine, and featured roles in Falcon's "Endless Crush", Jerry Douglas' "Brotherhood" and Michael Lucas' "The Gigolo". Funny, but you'd never know from the way he moans "Fuck my little ass!" that he's married with two kids ...

Pierre Fitch

Proving that he's no twink in the pan (which sounds kinda delicious, actually), Pierre Fitch returned after a brief hiatus this year with a newly relaunched website and a new production company. Ain't it nice to see what a fine young man he's turning out to be?

Vinnie D'Angelo

We've said it several times before: We think Vinnie D'Angelo is the handsomest man in porn. We'll say it again: He really is.

Tiger Tyson

Like many of his porn colleagues, what Tiger Tyson really wanted to do in 2007 was direct. Fortunately, that didn't stop him from doing what made us fall for him all those years ago in the first place: proving that he's one of porn's most dynamic performers too. Who says you can't have it all?

Damien Crosse

Damien Crosse is one of those pornstars you just know would make great boyfriend material, the kind who would always remember your anniversary and who you'd be proud to take home to meet Mom. Oh, and the kind of boyfriend who you'd be happy to stay in bed with for weeks on end. (Yes, we know he's taken ... but we can dream, can't we?)

Chris Rockway

We're not automatically fans of every straight guy on the gay-for-pay porn circuit, but there's something about Randy Blue's impish trophy stud Chris Rockway that we just can't resist. Maybe it's that not-so-impish ass of his ... and the fact that we finally got the chance to see him get poked in it before the year was over.

Arpad Miklos

Arpad Miklos is one of those performers who's easy to take for granted, since he's shows up in so many different productions ... usually when the script requires a beefy, hairy babydaddy type with an uncut cock that won't quit. Which, considering how often we hanker for that kind of thing ourselves, is definitely not a bad thing.

Zack Randall

Zack Randall was another performer who was pretty much everywhere in 2007, making the jump from a bunch of online porn sites to the big leagues and being crowned Freshman of the Year. Considering the fact that we've watched him in action so often and seen him covered with just about wet and sticky substance we can think of, you'd think he would've overstayed his welcome by now; somehow, though, we have the feeling the best is yet to come.

Diesel Washington

"Dear Diary: Last night I dreamt that Diesel Washington picked me up (literally!) at the urinal of a sleazy leather bar somewhere on the West Side Highway and flung me over his shoulder and took me back to his apartment, where we pissed all over each other and fucked like crazed weasels for hours before passing out in a tangled heap on his fire escape. Then we woke up and played videogames for the rest of the day. What does it all mean?"

Steve Cruz

So, what becomes a Fleshbot Crush Object most? Look no further than the fun-sized and furry Steve Cruz, yet another performer who was pretty much everywhere over the past twelve months and who we just couldn't get enough of. We also like the fact that he's been considerate enough to contact us every time we've mentioned him on Fleshbot, whether via an email message or a note in the comments. Hey Steve, if you're reading this ... mind including your phone number next time? (Yes, we are that shameless.)

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Previously: Gay Fleshbot's Top Ten Crush Objects Of 2006, 2005 Dreamboats Of The Year