Making Friends With “Spanking Buddies”

Now that we're long past the days of family road trips peppered with dad's occasional threats of "I'm gonna pull this car over and strip me a switch!", we think spanking is kinda awesome. True, we don't look back on those roadside beatdowns with the same reverence as, say, Air Supply, but in some nostalgic way they remind us of simpler, more brutal times.

We seriously doubt, however, that the cast of "Spanking Buddies" has acquired that sort of distance. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if a couple of them were to be found right this very minute face down along I-75, en route to Disney World, getting knocked into the middle of next week by their overstressed stepmothers. And speaking of weird, where is our towel-biting coverboy's alleged spanking buddy? Is this a spanking POV vid (which would, to our knowledge, be a first, and exceptionally hot)? Or is he following in the footsteps of the similarly gamine Mia Farrow in "Rosemary's Baby", waiting for his demon spanking top to don his custom-made spanking gauntlet? Someone please call the poor guy to Principal Wood's office--maybe he can make some sense of this.-RR

· "Spanking Buddies" (DVD info @ pornteam.com)