“What’s Up Guys?” (Defiant Wants To Know … And So Do We)

Remember in "Pecker" when teabagging aficionado Martha Plimpton moans to her boss, "Trade is my life!"? Well at Fleshbot Central, we totally second that emotion--especially when the low-hanging smut in question comes from Defiant Productions. Thanks to the vagaries of youth and federal fiscal policy, today's streets are paved with horse-cocked street urchins willing to do anything for a couple of bucks, and Defiant is always ready to capture the fun on consumer-grade video. Whether it's the hot young bodies, or the sense of schadenfreude you get from watching vaguely thuggish straight boys taking nice juicy facials, the vids are almost always good for five or six rubouts apiece.

But someone in the marketing department clearly stepped out to lunch on this one. Seriously: they've got a video called "What's Up Guys?", a title ripe with innuendo, and they can't even be bothered to use a cover shot where the guys are standing erect ... much less erect? Did they just fall off a bar? 'Cause we'd always thought a stripper avalanche would look a lot sexier.

· "What's Up Guys" (pornteam.com)