They’re “Jacking Off 4U”: Are U Watching?

Do you ever feel like you're being watched? We do, all the time! But not by these guys. No sir: these five studs prefer being the watchees ... see, it says so right there on the box, underneath the pale white bits that are probably supposed to be man goo globs but really look more like the Shmoo. Or Gleep and Glop. Or blanched fava beans. Not that these guys necessarily like being watched any more than fava beans do; they just don't care who sees them. They're free spirits, you see: "It's not gay if no one's touching my wang", they say to one another as they take turns pulling their puds in a stuffy, one-room condo somewhere in deepest Chatsworth, California.

(Oh wait, now we see who's watching us from up there in the corner of the box cover: it's Phoebe Cates, as she appeared in 1985's "Lace II"! Somehow, it all makes sense.)

· "Jacking Off 4U" (DVD info @ gamelink.com)