Chi Chi LaRue’s “Butt Munch 2”: Oh, The Places Your Tongue Will Go!

This morning we discovered three hot, meaty, semi-naked asses perched atop the infamous Pile Of Porn Screeners in the lobby of Fleshbot Central. Then we yelled at our interns for playing King of the Mountain on our swag. (Note to selves: purchase more complex coffee machinery to occupy interns' time.) After Tom, Dick, and Sanjay moseyed off, we discovered three more asses atop the pile--though this time those asses were fully naked and not quite so prone to ask for afternoons off so they can pick up their boyfriends from band practice. In fact, these asses were featured on the cover of Chi Chi LaRue's "Butt Munch 2", a VHS "classic" recently released on DVD. We're not so sure about the implication that 1999 is somehow "vintage", but other than that, there's plenty to like ...

1. Truth in advertising: The butts depicted are of highly munchable quality.

2. Color scheme: The jock straps worn by the cast are black, white and red--which are, quite frankly, the only appropriate colors for jocks. Not to mention cars, shoes, and handbags.

3. The subtitle: "Back to the Crack" totally cracks us up. And it rhymes!

4. Spike!

5. The spin-off possibilities: Maybe we're still drunk from breakfast, but we think "Chi Chi LaRue's 'Butt Munch 2'" is the perfect title for a children's book. Check that cadence! We've got Sanjay working on the storyline, which centers around rhymes of rim/him, cock/jock, sniff/whiff, and droop/poop (though that last one still has to clear the editorial board). Look out, Heather: your two mommies are getting some stiff competition.

· Chi Chi LaRue's "Butt Munch 2" (Channel 1 Releasing)