“Brotherhood Secrets” Are Out Of The Bag

While life at Fleshbot Central is invariably glamorous, erotic, and exciting, even we have a hard time focusing when it's Friday and the weather's begging us to come outside for another street vendor hot dog or two. (Hell, we have a hard time focusing anytime hot dogs are involved--they're so tasty!) But when we wake up to find a breathy press release and some links to a trailer lingering suggestively in our inbox, we snap right back to attention. Such was the case this morning when we received a missive from Elite Male heralding the impending release of "Brotherhood Secrets", the long-awaited video debut of the Visconti Triplets. Armed with zip file full of hot nekkid goodness, we soon forgot about hot dogs and became obsessed with wieners and buns. (Ed note: sorry.)

After a quick scan of the release and repeated viewings of the good stuff, here's the official Fleshbot First Take ©:

• The triplets are seriously hot, spanning the twink, hunk, and Euro demographics. On the other hand--how to say this delicately?--they are not the world's best models. Check the cover shot: from left to right, their expressions are, like, "So, what was in that brownie?", "Dude, that brownie was seriously weak", and "Omigod, I cannot believe you fed us such a weak brownie". On the upside, check the back: they seem much happier when they're naked and their brownies have kicked in.

• The title of their website is "The Official Visconti Gay Triplets Fan Blog", which raises many questions--including "Are there some Visconti Straight Triplets that we may have overlooked?"

• If we're to believe the trailer, one full scene is shot in a moving limo--which seems pretty environmentally irresponsible. But maybe they were trying to underscore the fact that no expense has been spared in the making of this video.

• Eurofags can't kiss. Seriously: what is with that weird tongue-waggle thing? Are they all, like, "Yeah, I can fellate my brother and fuck him nine ways to Sunday, but there's no way I'm gonna full-on kiss him"? 'Cause that's kinda gay. (Or not gay enough.)

• The "devious photographer" described in the release and depicted in the trailer is neither noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker nor world-renowned photographer Gilles Bensimon. Tyra would not approve.

• You can't even pre-order the damn thing until June 1, and who knows when it'll ship. Could this turn into another Wii Fit debacle? Our moms will never forgive us if it happens again.

(Oh, and we did mention they sent us some pictures too ... right?)

· The Official Visconti Gay Triplets Fan Blog/"Brotherhood Secrets" (gaytriplets.com/blog)
· Visconto Triplets (membership site @ ViscontiTriplets.com)