We had such high hopes for YouPorn when it launched a while ago. But if PornoTube is the streamlined Facebook of adult video sharing and social networking sites, and Xtube is its more boistrous and commercial MySpace-esque sibling, then YouPorn is kinda like Tribe.net: the one everyone forgets is there. (Remember Tribe.net? We do! Barely!) Anyway, while we were getting all misty-eyed thinking about all the smut out there we might be missing out on we decided to pay a visit to our fave section of YouPorn (YouPornCocks, of course) just for old times' sake. And whaddaya know: right there above the scroll was a piece of serious solo performance art-cum-workout video worthy of anyone's attention!
Even more important than its potential to inspire new fitness regimens or the study of Italian television, though, is the fact that the star of the clip is wearing a mask. As Grover Cleveland Diana Vreeland we've always said, once is an aberration ... but twice is a trend!
· "JO Workout" (youporncocks.com)