Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow

Our friends at GayPornBlog have posted a list of the 15 hottest bearded pornstars (which they almost immediately bumped up to 16 to rightfully accommodate the delightfully hirsute Arpad Miklos). Obviously, such lists are practically designed to generate massive amounts of whining and controversy--and to be fair, we totally agree with their number one pick (spoiler alert!) Al Parker, having crushed out on the daddytastic überclone as wee homosexualists. Still, we think the list is awfully heavy on pornstars of the 21st century: after all, they've got 25 years of Colt men to choose from and they couldn't even find a spot for Steve Kelso? Not on our watch, kids. (gaypornblog.com + coltstudio.com)