Fleshbot Readers Work Hard!

When we asked you to come up with new and improved office-themed porn titles, we had no idea that y'all would take it so (mostly) seriously! Nor did we expect the glut of responses you'd be ramming down our inbox: verily, you have tested the limits of our collective gag reflex. (Perhaps the allure of complimentary minutes in the Fleshbot Peep Booth was greater than we thought? Hmm.)

All questions about your workplace habits aside, we're happy to report that we have not just one winner, but two: Badgerfied's "9 to 5 inches: Working Round The Cock" (among many chuckle-worthy others) and El Smrtmnky's "How to Suck Seed in Business". We'll be leaving you both private messages on your Fleshbot Commenter profile page that contain information on how to access your free minutes in our video theatre. Everyone else? You have our sincerest thanks, and you'll get a copy of the home edition of our game just as soon as we make one. Stay tuned for more Fleshbot games coming soon! (Because seriously: are you really gonna watch the Olympics this summer?)