Broadway Bares (Though Not Bears)

June 24, 2008
STURTLE

We'll admit it: We are not always good gays. We don't own anything by A&F. We've been known to forsake Pride parades for poker night. And someone in this office claims never to have bought a Madonna album--not even a measly cassette single! Yes, we are Bad Gays Indeed. But we're determined to do better, starting by trying to become more familiar with Broadway fare like plays and musicals and ... uh, whatever else those ~~theater queens~~ theatrical aficionados of our acquaintance are always going on about. Unsurprisingly, you can thank last weekend's Broadway Bares event for our change of heart: who'd have thought guys who spend six nights and a couple of afternoons each week singing and dancing and sweating like maniacs would look so amazingly hot with no clothes on? (Our only complaint is that despite the title, there ain't a bear in sight. Except maybe Nathan Lane, but we're not sure he counts.)