“Watch Out”: Amateur Web Porn, Now In Movie Form!

June 27, 2008
STURTLE

Dr. Joseph Suglia's 2006 novel "Watch Out" flew under a lot of radars, including ours. As we understand it, the novel has something to do with the assassination of Britney Spears and a man who can't get enough of himself—and judging from Suglia's tongue-in-cheek, egomaniacal MySpace page and some of the copy we've seen ("I am the Him. The absolute being ... The history of humanity is nothing more than a preparation for My emergence into the world."), we're guessing it reads an awful lot like "American Psycho" meets "Myra Breckenridge" Which is not a bad thing. But what really piqued our interest—and what will pique yours, we presume—is the trailer for the upcoming movie of said novel, which features the dreamy Matt Riddlehoover taking pictures of his naked manbits. Is it just us, or do you think someone watched a lot of Xtube in preparation for his role? (We can dream, can't we?)