Amateur Porn Roundup: This Time, The Hot Ones

July 1, 2008
STURTLE

You know, we spend so much time writing about unusual and outrageous stuff around here that we sometimes lose sight of the simpler things in life—like getting you off. And when all is said and done, getting you off is what makes us happy! (Well, that and the new guy at the gelateria around the corner who always wears these short-cut t-shirts that ride up a couple of inches on his backside when he bends over to dig out our scoop of dulce de leche; those things make us happy too.) So in an effort to please ourselves and you, gentle reader, we present today's not-so-exhaustive roundup of pure down-and-dirty amateur hotness. No plushies, no clothespins, no bowling balls up the anus this time--just hot solo action. You can thank us later.

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On the upside, Sonic3113 is mildly sonic, which is good, 'cause we love a little sound with our porn. (Not Madonna or Everything But the Girl or Metallica, but ambient sound like groans and stuff. Yummo!) On the downside, he calls himself Sonic, but alas has no hedgehog—by which we mean pubes. Still: totally strokeworthy.

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Bklynfynest83 weighs in at the kinky end of the spectrum, offering (at least in this video) no cum, only pee. But what glorious pee it is. And did we mention the family-size rigid cock it's shooting from? Best party trick ever.

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Otterspunk is one of the hottest amateur daddies we've seen—and at our age, we've seen plenty. Technically he's dating a "sexy musclebear boyfriend that lives overseas", but, um, that musclebear lives overseas, if you catch our drift. Summer lovin' happens so fast.

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Njsimca is a proud, thick bear with a proud, thick cock who hails from the wilds of New Jersey. Note to Otterspunk: this might be a nice summertime diversion while your man is making the Grand Tour. Just a suggestion.

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Crzygrdude is what many of us would consider a classic "boy next door". (That said, if he lives next door to you, please let us know. Immediately.) Unfortunately, he hasn't made his videos embeddable (insert sad face) but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy him and his meaty, bathroom wank.