“Men On A Mission” 2008 Calendar: Hot Mormons Gone Wild!

Like many of you, we've indulged many a fantasy about seducing a pair of hot Mormon missionary boys whenever they've come a-knockin' at our door. (So what if those fantasies are always complicated by the fact that the hotness of one of them always seems to be in inverse proportion to the hotness of the other? We guess it's the closest the LDS can get to sending out a chaperone with each duo.) While we've had few opportunities in the past to see those fantasies come true, they pale in comparison to the potential wank fodder in the new "Men On A Mission" beefcake calendar, dripping as it is with a dozen buffed, hairless naked torsos and not a bit of irony:

"For the first time ever, twelve of the hottest and hunkiest former Mormon Missionaries have dared to pose bare-chested in the first-ever Mormons Exposed calendar ... The fact that twelve young returned missionaries are posing shirtless will certainly raise eyebrows but may help to sort out some common misconceptions of Mormons by celebrating the beautiful bodies, great looks and amazing stories of service of these deeply spiritual men."

Aside from all that exposed white flesh, we guess the fact that a portion of the proceeds from sales of the calendar will go towards various charitable causes does help to balance out some of our previously held notions concerning the church's murky origins, problematic historical attitudes towards race, and that whole polygamy thing. And while we might not be calling that toll-free number to receive our own copy of the Book of Mormon anytime soon, we will be listening for that telltale knock on our door with a renewed horny glint in our eye in the future.

· Mormons Exposed: "Men On A Mission" 2008 Calendar (mormonsexposed.com, via sugarbank.com)

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Previously: Wild Mormon Boys