Things That Suck: Or, How Not To Spend Time In The Toolshed

We already know that boredom is a leading factor in people making homemade jerkoff videos. We also know that many of you happen to be bored. (Welcome to the club!) However, under no circumstances should that give anyone license to take out your sexual frustrations—or your penis—on an innocent shop vac. Sure, they can be hot and wet under the right circumstances, and yes, they're made for sucking down wood and screws. But we don't advise anyone to take life so literally. That said, check out one enterprising (and presumably bored) do-it-yourselfer's home improvement project after the jump.

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