Amateur Porn Roundup: Mystery Date Edition

It's Friday, and for some of you swingles out there that means another weekend of cruising the virtual online meatracks at Manhunt or Adam4Adam or HotShopVacAction4U.com. But why settle for a headless pic or set of disembodied genitalia when you can catch a video glimpse of your future husbear in all his naked, frantically masturbating glory? OK, so your odds of bagging a winner are still slim ... but at least you'll know what you're getting into once you've got him in the sack. After the jump, you'll find half a dozen Fleshbot Approved™ cuties we've vetted just for you. (Mind your step, though--we might've hidden a dud amongst all these studs. You remember how that game works, right?)

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Yes, we know we just said that we're not big fans of headless pics, and here we are posting a full-on Ichabod Crane video. But honestly, if you have to endure such things, wouldn't you rather look at good ones like Beachstud's? His hobbies include rushing home on his lunch break to fire off some knuckle-babies--and with that thick slab of meat he's serving up, you might be inclined to stick around for the Grand Slam sausage breakfast.

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Are you a wide receiver looking for your defensive tackle? Then Cristoforo4021 may be the man for you. As you can see from his profile, Chris enjoys jockstraps, bears, and other things that go bump all night long. If you're a "femmy bitch", though, you might wanna keep walking to the next contestant.

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Cutebanger is a hot little office worker who's clearly not afraid to get all Beyoncé on your ass. On the upside, he's awfully flexible. But on the downside, he'll probably wake the neighbors. But on the upside...well, we did mention that he's flexible, right?

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BigWil9 not only has a face, but a lot of other assets, too. This hot, hung older daddy's hobbies include long walks on the beach and shooting nice, creamy loads on his rock hard abs. And we think that's about all you need to know.

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Hotshot697979 is about as patriotic as they come. In fact, with that snazzy tricorner, he's patriotic while he cums. Judging from his list of favorites, he may prefer the gals, but in a pinch, we bet he'd close his eyes and think of Lady Liberty.

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If you're the sort who enjoys spending your evenings around campfires with naked men and acoustic guitars, look no further than Jewel-enthusiast Hairykink. Sure, it may seem like a waste, having all that sexy, furry beef in front of you and no hardon in sight, but he wrote that song for you, motherfucker, so sit there and enjoy it.

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