Neighborhood Nosy Parker Ruins It For Everyone

If only Samantha Stevens were around, Rich Pacheco might've been foiled! Unfortunately, Samantha is a fictional character, so Pacheco's call to the Greenburgh, New York Police Department was answered, and two naked guys--one of whom is was a principal at the Sacred Heart School for the Arts in Mount Vernon, NY--were arrested on charges of public lewdness, trespassing, and disorderly conduct. And somehow, it all started with a Manhunt hookup! See what Fox News had to say about the whole shenanigans after the jump.

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• "A Catholic school teacher was busted for having a sexual tryst in a public park." (sic) (myfoxny.com, via LoHud.com and LoHud.com]