Men Of Softcore Aren’t As Soft As You Might Think

July 23, 2008
STURTLE

If you're like a lot of homosexualist porn fans--not that you are, but if you were--you probably haven't paid much attention to softcore lately. It's perfectly fine for boob enthusiasts, of course, but apart from late-night, tear-soaked viewings of Dana Plato's oeuvre, there's little to interest your average cock-loving homo. Or so we thought until we stumbled upon Men of Softcore ... and whaddaya know? Apparently softcore has changed a lot since our days of sneaking into dad's home office to watch Cinemax during hormonally charged high school sleepovers. Nowadays, softcore looks a lot like regular old porn--just without the erections and penetration shots!

Sadly, there's not much in the way of dude-on-dude flicks (at least not here) but there's plenty of studly, bare-bottomed eye candy to chew on, most of which will be brand new to you because these actors have likely never crossed your radar. (The notable exception would be Corey Haim--i.e., the Lost Corey--but, well, let's just say there are bigger fish to fry in this hot skillet.) And if you scroll down to the bottom of the page, you'll find links to some downloadable videos, mostly of the Rapidshare variety. You may never go back to those old Titan DVDs again! (Or at least not for the next few hours.)