GayFooty: One Great Reason To Give ESPN2 Another Try

July 25, 2008
STURTLE

G'day, Australia! Have we told you lately that we love you? Because we do! You've got beautiful beaches, all those adorable kangaroos--and of course you gave us "Picnic at Hanging Rock", which is now a musical! And we almost forgot the best reason to love you: all those hot Aussie athletes like the ones on display at GayFooty. We may not be familiar with the intricacies of your Australian Rules Football or even everyday rugby, but we can plainly see that the players are totally hot. Plus, we speak the international language of "bulge". Have you thought about giving the site's webmaster some kind of national achievement medal or something? Surely he deserves it for culling all those sports pics, candids, publicity shots, and magazine scans of sweaty men in action. He's totally our kind of guy. Uh, we mean bloke. (Did we mention we love the cute way y'all talk down there too?)