One of the great things about the interweb (among many great things and a few lousy ones) is how random stuff just falls into your lap. Like this YouTube video, for example. We don't know where it came from or anything else about it except that it features two hot guys--one named Adam and one who sounds like he's from Boston or something--talking about their tanned, muscular bodies. Among the Guffman-esque gems that drop from their pouty lips, you'll hear things like "I think my chest is a cup size smaller now!", "It's the softest--I mean, hardest bicep you've ever felt!" and "Maybe I'll just wear my brown bucket hat!". (It also sort of reminds us of a homofied version of the locker room scene from Carrie, but without all the telekinesis and tampons.) Click below to see what we mean.
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• "Let's Look At Ourselves" (YouTube, via QueerMeNow)