“Gay Lube Oil” Not Suspicious At All

July 30, 2008
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And the winner for best headline of the day is ... ABC news (that's the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, y'know) for "'Gay lube oil' contained banned steroids". And the lead is pretty award-worthy too: "More than 150 bottles of banned liquid steroids, disguised as sex lubricant from Thailand, have been seized by Customs officials." We have a problem, though, with the phrase "gay lube oil": what self-respecting homosexualist would ever use oil for lube? It's not condom-safe, and it's really hard to get out of those 600-thread count Ralph Lauren duvet covers. (abc.net.au, via Gay Porn Times)