Meet Johnny Rocket: One Giant Wedge For Mankind

We are typically not the sort to hurl stones, folks. In fact, if we throw anything around here, it's a pretty wide net. Old, young, thin, girthy, nude, semi-nude--we love all types of guys. But we're finding ourselves vexed by TheGuySite.com's latest model, Johnny Rocket. Didn't we, as a community of sensible, peace-loving nations, agree in 1987 that the wedge haircut should be eradicated from the face of the earth and that its wearers should be gently relocated to re-education camps now being run by Jaclyn Smith? Because clearly, someone did not get the memo. (On the other hand, we love a little bit of chub and a shiny guiche. So at least there's that.) (theguysite.com)