2scandalous4u: Playgirl Heartthrob Or Merely Throbbing?

We're intrigued by this clip from Xtube user 2scandalous4u not so much because of his muscled physique or his meaty, exquisite schlong--but because in the video description he implies that he's an actual "playgirl model". Take a long, hard look at that handsome face (which you can see for a brief moment around the 35 second mark of the clip) and let us know if you've ever spotted him on the magazine's glossy pages. Assuming you've ever read Playgirl, that is. (Then again, if any of you read it it probably wouldn't be folding, right? We believe this is what Alanis Morissette would call irony.)

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• "dicks are for tricks" (Xtube)