Pre-Olympic J/O Special: The Bromance Of Mutual Masturbation

Years from now, some descendant of Alfred Kinsey may explain why two allegedly straight young men would sit side-by-side and masturbate, their erect cocks poking through the fronts of their baggy boxers, until they both stood and shot copious loads onto matching white handtowels. Perhaps they did it "For the ladys", as their title implies, because, in their words, "they was horny"? Or perhaps, given the timing, these sensitive yet horned up souls did it in honor of the Beijing Olympics as their smutty homage to synchronized swimming? In which case we'd have to take some points off for the lack of synchronicity—but they'd earn those points right back based on the size of their sports equipment alone. Check out the video below to see what we mean.. . . Click to view • "For the ladys" via Xtube