The World Of Hunkcraft: Old Skool Gay-For-Pay

August 7, 2008
STURTLE

Despite the fact that we take looking at porn very seriously around here, we love goofing off too. And apart from foosball, mumbletypeg, and touching ourselves Down There, one of our favorite ways of goofing off is with Flash games. Sexy, homo-flavored Flash games, to be precise. They're usually short, often funny, and occasionally kinda hot. Hunkcraft definitely fits all three of those categories: You play the role of a painter in Olden Tymes, way back before the internets and cell phones and even Pac Man, and your objective is to seduce a hot, hunky dumbass named Dorcas (har!). See, he's modeling for you because he and his wife are going through a rough patch and need the money. But will you be suave enough to see the money shot? If you play your cards right, it'll take about two minutes to get through to the end--which, oddly enough, is about a minute longer than we can put up with some real life gays-for-pays!