READY** Hakan Serbes: “Every Gay Men’s [sic] Dream Come True”

August 13, 2008
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YouTube user Porntorox's outstanding (and outstandingly lengthy) homage to straight porn hunk Hakan Serbes is notable for three things: (1) its weird way of blocking out every ladypart with topographical maps; (2) it's blow-by-blow recap of the infamous, totally homoerotic MMF scene Hakan does with Nacho Vidal in "Face Dance Obsession"; and its charmingly clunky English-as-a-Second-Language description: "Hakan is the 'Babe' of gay men. They have been looking forward for some kind of Hakan's buttholes get pounded by some horny sexy gay rascals." You damn sure got that right. Catch a glimpse of the weirdness--and Hakan's legendary ass--before YouTube gets prim and shuts down the fun.