Getting Wet With Buckshot’s “Splish Splash” (In More Ways Than One)

August 15, 2008
JONNOBOT

Sure, high-concept porn involving ritualized hangings has its place, but around this time of year all we want to watch is some mindless summer fun--especially if said mindlessness includes plenty of slicked up muscles and other body parts. So we're glad that the folks at Buckshot have given us something else besides that Batman movie to get excited about this summer: "Splish Splash" features a cast of Fleshbot crush objects including Kurt Wild, Mason Wyler, and Max Schulter with crush-objects-in-the-making Jonathan Lowe and Jherrad Lopez in four "sopping wet flip-flop" scenes with nary a murmur of portentious dialogue or gunshot to the head to spoil the mood. If there were a pornic equivalent of a perfect beach read, this would be it. (Come to think of it we suppose you could load it onto your laptop and watch it at the beach, thoughthat whole sand-in-the-lube thing gets uncomfotable really quickly.)