Haw69’s Breakfast Of Champions

Ladies and (mostly) gentlemen, it seems that Singapore is gunning for another Olympic medal: this time, in the category of Synchronized Cum-Spurting. As you can see from this amateur footage, team leader Haw69 and an unidentified teammate "decided to splash some cum on our cookies and whoever cum later has to eat em" ... Hold on ... we're just getting word from Mary Jo in the booth that those appear to be Oreo substitutes ... yes, they're using unauthorized generic store brand chocolate sandwich cookies. That's too bad--now Nabisco will almost certainly withdraw its sponsorship of this popular event. Still, we want to know: Who will take the gold? More importantly: who will take the silver? And most important of all: when can we stop making Olympics references in every post? Two out of three answered after the jump.

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• "Cookies n Cream" (XTube.com, via dudetubeonline.com)