They Always Just Want To Direct

As you know, mainstream Hollywood can be a mean and bitter place where budding talent is milked for all its worth, sucked dry, then discarded like the brand new condom your father sometimes wishes he'd cracked open on the night you were conceived. The porn world is different, though! Sure, the sucking and the milking remain the same, but porn stars don't get booted to the curb--they become DILFs and beloved avuncular types! Or directors, like Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo, who have just been hired to co-direct a flick for Mustang Studios: their debut feature, "Blue Movie", should hit the stores this December. Hell, if Hollywood allowed for that kind of mobility, Neve Campbell might still walk among us. Though in all honesty, we're kinda glad she doesn't. (Ed. note: We apologize for our writer's animosity towards Neve Campbell. We don't understand it either.) (avn.com)