Porn Court: Because Judy’s Gone Soft, Man

September 9, 2008
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Do you really need another court TV show in your life? Well too bad, because the producers of "The Hollywood Judge" have just overruled you. (Har!) Not content with the namby-pamby stories of garden-variety incest and property disputes currently littering daytime television, these legal bigwigs have drafted a lawyer named Mark Fiedel (who may or may not really exist, since he's not pictured on the show's official site or its MySpace page) to try cases--especially cases involving porn stars. While we marvel at Tinseltown's ability to turn everyday ambulance-chasers into VIP judges, why don't you ponder this gem of copywriting brilliance: "Unlike many of the other day time court room shows, you will witness first hand cases consisting of perms gone wrong, bad doggie grooming, botched plastic surgery, drag queen drama, porn star disputes, and beauty queens gone bad. After all, this is Hollywood!" And we've certainly never seen anything like that on American television.