Bel Ami Examines The Human Figure In Motion, Gigantic Penises

Please don't think we're more perverse than we already are for saying that the best thing about Bel Ami's new celebration of outsized genitalia "Some Like It Big 2" is the opening credits. After all, it's not like the rest of the video doesn't have a heck of a lot going for it—with a cast list that includes such heavy hung studlets as Paul Valery and a bunch of other guys whose names we can never keep straight, how can it go wrong? Still, in the end it's just another Bel Ami big dick fuckfest, grand as that may be, and in some ways we can't help feeling like we've seen it all before.
What we haven't seen before, though, is a title sequence in a porn video which incorporates animated plates from Eadweard Muybridge's motion studies interspersed with footage of big dicks fucking and getting sucked—all set to a jazzy rendition of "I Want To Be Loved By You"! (Think of it as a two minute introduction to 19th century scientific art photography ... with extra foreskin!) Why, it's enough to make us forgive them that cheesy "Who said size doesn't matter?" tagline! (And sorry for all those exclamation points. Bel Ami just does that to us!) • "Some Like It Big 2" (DVD info @ buybelami.com)