Brent Everett: Another One Bites The Matrimonial Dust

We're always a little conflicted when we see our favorite pornstars getting hitched: on the one hand, we're totally stoked that they found happiness with another, and on the other hand ... well, they're with another, meaning not us. (On a third hand, you can still stalk them anyway, but that's another story.) But enough about us! We'd just like to tell Brent Everett that we're totally happy to hear that he and his boyfriend will be plighting their troth--so happy, as a matter of fact, that we may even buy them something for their new home together from their registry at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Let's just hope they haven't picked out anything heavier than gauzy sheers to cover the windows in their master bedroom.

• "Our wedding invitation for my members" (brenteverettblog.blogspot.com)
• Brent & Steve's Wedding Gift Registry (bedbathandbeyond.com)