The Week In Dick Slips: Survivor Scars America’s Children (But Turns On Pervs Like Us)

Here's a sentence we've never typed before: Breaking News From Gabon! And yet, it's true! One of this season's "Survivor: Gabon" contestants shared his wang with the world during last Thursday's episode: as you can plainly see from these animated gifs that were posted over the weekend, humpy contestant Marcus Lehman ran a 100 meter dash in his boxer shorts--the ones with no button on the fly. We're still trying to decide which is more shocking: (a) the fact that this happened during prime time, (b) the fact that this happened on CBS, (c) the fact that people still watch "Survivor", or (d) the fact that they TiVo it. But we're not complaining.

• "Survivor: Peek a Peen" (feyfriends.com)
• "OMG, 'Survivor' penis flash: Marcus Lehman" (omgblog.com)