BHF_rocksmysocks Proves That Britain Is Not So Little

October 2, 2008
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There are lots of things we like about Xtube showoff BHF_rocksmysocks: he's cute, he's got a great body, and he's packing a whole Oktoberfest's worth of braunschweiger in his pants. (Also: he doesn't wear pants.) Furthermore, he's bi, and he rocks out to the Flaming Lips and Ladytron, so you know he likes mixing it up. And one of his biggest turn-offs is "people who lie very still during sex". Which begs the question: what doll-downing downer would just lay there with this hottie in their bed? There is one things that annoys us about BHF, though: he's in the UK, and we are not. Good thing we can watch and enjoy anyway. And so can you!