Shortlin3 Kills Us, English Language

Shortlin3, we have loved you (for a) long time. So far, said lovin' has been only via the interweb—but now that we've seen your latest Xtube video, we're considering a pilgrimage to Fredericksburg to see you in person. The only thing that keeps us from hopping in the car right now is (a) we don't drive, (b) those pesky stalking laws, and (c) your disturbing fondness for MySpace English. Seriously, a little part of us dies every time you and your peer group use words like "B3@T" and "dicC" and "loob". Perhaps you should toddle down the street and spend some time with your friendly local grammarian? He or she would be more than happy to take your language skills in hand. We, however, would like to take other parts in hand (repeatedly, even) as you do so eloquently in this remarkable clip. Let's watch it together, shall we?. . .
• shortlin3's "B3@T Mi THUG DICc TiLL I CUM" and user profile at Xtube.com