Thanks Madge!

You've no doubt heard about the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce confirmation and we don't know how you feel about it all---but we say, "Thanks Madge, more for us!" While maintaining a less media-hungry stance than his ex-wife, the hunky film-director stands a lot to gain, as we're sure that swarms of his adoring fans worldwide will guiltlessly fantasize what they will, without having to think about the diva drop-kicking them all the way to the nearest Kabbalah center. Meow.