This Is Not About Sarah Palin

We've been hearing plenty about putting lipstick on pigs lately, and that's what HIS Video seems to be doing with their new, creatively-titled releases. As much as we would like Rectum of Solace (a play on the title of new Bond movie title Quantum of Solace) to be a porn movie staring Fleshbot Crush Object Daniel Craig, it's really just a 4-hour compilation of vintage scenes from the '80s and '90s. Most of it is pretty schlocky compared to today's standards, but there is a hot, pre-condom threeway from All American Boys that's worth it just for the disco soundtrack. There's also a classic scene with muscle men Karl Bruno and Scott Randsome from Total Corruption 2 that we rubbed more than one out to during our college years. Runner up in the "best lipstick" category goes to "Gives Head Revisited" which sounds like the kind of smut your college literature professor would just die for. And for only $9.99, that's one cheap pig!

· HIS Video (vcapictures.com)