We Have Found Our Future Husband

October 30, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

And his name, or at least his XTube handle, is Ctrxxx. Ok, he already has a boyfriend, but that hasn't stopped us before. He and his man (who he routinely refers to as "amazing"), a pair of sexy muscled San Fran boys, have posted dozens of videos of themselves having sex in all the rooms of their house (our favorite is the one in the kitchen). All we've ever really wanted was a hot man to love us, have wild sex with us, and air the footage on XTube, so what better boy can their be? Ctrxxx, we're coming for you.. and if you won't leave your man for us, we'll just have to join in!