Balling Around The World

[this is pargraph one]

Sure, everyone's upset that Proposition 8 got passed. But instead of crying, we've resorted to balling.....

First, there's our favorite Soccer God, David Beckham, still a three-tissue jerk-off fantasy after all of these years. The Bex just got hotter by telling GQ Magazine he's proud of his gay following...

http://bananaguide.com/article/70064/david_beckham_loves_gay_fans

[this is paragraph 2]
And now that our hearts (and other body parts) have been tingled, we continue down the flesh field with a visit to authenticfootballers.com for some breathtaking close-ups of straight South American meat. Though you'll have to pay to watch the goalies spread, the preview pages offer plenty of close ups of cocks, butts and, of course, balls.