François Sagat’s “Mister X” Is Just a Little Bossy!

One of François Sagat's johns delivered him an ambitious extra-credit assignment yesterday, worthy of its own Learning Annex tutorial on how to spell out sexual demands. The ten page document (yes, ten pages!) literally diagrams everything from the procedure of payment to the positioning of bodies, duration of acts, and exact chronology of foreplay. The diva even schedules in post-coital separate showers and a supplemental list of general likes and dislikes! Likes include "MACHO MAN LOOK" and "SPORT WEAR AND JEANS". Dislikes: "WOMANLY ATTITUDE" and "LONG HAIR."

Below, follow the road map to a perfect escort encounter, according to the craziest person on earth.

· KNOCK KNOCK??? (fsagat.blogspot.com)