Hot Beefcake Photography, Minus the Steroids

Are you sick and tired of extreme penetration? Are those close-up porn angles making you forget which way is up? Are you tired of all these liberal queerdos abandoning your conservative gay sex values? Maybe it's time to kick back with some classic bodybuilder pin-up photography, courtesy of specialty vintage blog V-M-P (Vintage Male Physique). Featuring classic B&W and technicolor photography by such pioneers as Champion, Vulcan, and Bruce of LA, V-M-P makes the perfect addition to any blogroll: breakfast, lunch, or dinner!

Professional athletes, studio models, sailors, and Muscle Beach superstars receive equal billing, in photos so artful and gorgeous that they make us loathe our digital age for all of its high-def, anus-slamming intensity. Below, browse through some sample images on the site and see why "old" isn't always such a bad thing.

· Vintage Male Physiques (v-m-p.blogspot.com)