Until Gay Marriage Passes, We Will Continue to Fuck Your Straight Men with Our Enormous Dicks of Death

November 16, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

This weekend, in cities across the country, thousands of gay Americans protested the passage of Proposition 8 (which bans gay marriage) in California. While being here and queer and getting people used to it is great, we have a better idea. Until we have the right to get married, we are going to continue to use our money to influence poor, hot straight men to bottom and then we will fuck them with the biggest penises we can find. Show this clip (from StraightGuysAreBroke.com) to all your breeder friends and let them know that until we can marry and settle down, this is what is going to be in store for them. After all, if they're going to fuck us, we're going to fuck them!