Gossip Girl: The Hardcore College Years

November 16, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We have already figured out that next year on "Gossip Girl" everyone is going to end up at Yale (except hopefully Jenny and Vanessa). In our fantasies, Dan Humphrey is going to spend a year abroad in Poland where he gets involved in gay porn, gets fucked in the ass by some hot stud on a balcony and then can never win back the heart of Serena because she too busy worry about Balenciaga blazers to understand the deal with gay for pay. If that actually were to happen, it would look something like this. Yes, the bottom looks enough like Penn Badgley that we will continue to fantasize and hope that someone sends this post to The CW and hopefully it will make its way into the writers room.