Tube Socks and Tube Steak

November 16, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

In gay culture these days, the '70s are back hard core: the gays are protesting again, Harvey Milk is about to make his way to the multiplex, and clips like this pre-condom golden oldie are popping up on Skeezy. We're living for this hot three-way that has all the hallmarks of the era—feathered hair, cheesey disco soundtrack and hysterically bad dubbing. Before you put on your short shorts and watch Sean Penn fight for his rights, check out these two twinks taking on a blonde hunk. It's like a moving version of that old copy of Honcho you found at your bachelor uncle's apartment when you were nine.