Fisting Underground is Not a Group of Gay Sex Terrorists

While we most certainly advocate the fucking of straight men to help further gay civil rights, we absolutely, positively do not advocate sex terrorism. Which is why we were very glad to learn that Fisting Underground is not a group of homos running amuck trying to jam their hands into any orifice--no, to our relief, it's a line of fisting videos produced by Dark Alley Media (the New York-based porn company that isn't Lucas Entertainment), which launched its new pay site yesterday. This brand spanking (fisting?) new site features fisting videos (of course, as well as pictures from founding stars Owen Hawk and Mathias von Fistenburg and other talent. Subscribers will get their hands dirty watching full-screen clips thanks to their "proprietary flasher technology." Does their tech wear a trench coat and show it's dong to old ladies outside of the bus station? Regardless, we've been assured that all participants obey the long arm of the law...so to speak.

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