Fisting Underground is Not a Group of Gay Sex Terrorists

While we do advocate the fucking of straight men to help further gay civil rights, we do not advocate sex terrorism. Which is why we were very glad to learn that Fisting Underground is not a group of homos running amuk trying to jam their hands into any orifice. No, it is a line of fisting videos produced by Dark Alley Media (the New York-based porn company that isn't Lucas Entertainment) which launched its new pay site yesterday. The new site will fisting videos and pictures from founding stars Owen Hawk and Mathias von Fistenburg and other talent. The site will let you watch full-screen clips thanks to their "proprietary flasher technology." Does their tech wear a trench coat and show it's dong to old ladies outside of the bus station? Regardless, we are assured that all particpants obey the long arm of the law, so to speak.

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