Leave The Sk8tr Bois To Avril Lavigne

November 24, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

People always feel bad for the old single guy at the club trying to pick up the hotties like his 28th birthday didn't pass a decade ago. Well, there's a new person to pity these days: the over-the-hill guy at the skate park. Unless you're under 25 or Tony Hawk (swoon), you shouldn't be posing with a skateboard. Just look at XXXPunkDaddy, a hunky tattooed Xtube poster who is still rocking the affectations of the skater dude. He even cums on his board! We think he should take a lesson from Henry Rollins (double swoon) and start going gracefully gray rather than trying to hold onto the past. We don't think he should stop skating, but he should realize that his ink, sexy body and laid back demeanor are way more attractive than the fact that he can bust an ollie. Until he gets off those wheels, we're going to keep jacking off to his clips and hope that we run into him on the half pipe.