If They Gave Out Oscars for Jackoff Vids, This Kid Would Be the First Nominee

November 23, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

The secret to success for someone like Madonna or Britney Spears is that they may not be the best singers or dancers, but they really know how to put on a show and promote the fuck out of themselves. Taking a page from the aging diva book is Kiwi CuteDaveyBoy. Sure he's got a hot body and a cute face, but it's his showmanship that really sells a clip of him fucking a Fleshlight. It may sound easy, but doing a j/o clip with a device that hides the dick is no small feat. He even manages to hold up a homemade sign in the middle to remind viewers of his name. All you would-be wankers out there, take note: Davey can teach you a think or two about turning in a killer performance. We give it two squirts up!