We were sad to see humpy gay chef Richard kicked off of Bravo's "Top Chef" last week. Producers were playing up his crush on judge Tom Colicchio so much, we were pretty sure that at some point this season those two were going to put down their knives and dive in for a healthy meal of succulent summer sausage. But since we didn't get to see the pair taste each others' meatballs, this is the next best thing: two hot boys dressed up as chefs fucking in a dog house. Sure, it makes no sense whatsoever, but then again, Richard, neither does making a s'more with no marshmallow.
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·Raw Meat 4 (rockettube.com)